Signs of the Mommypocalypse

Cheesy I know. So far today I've traced a tangled piece of thread from around my leg in Freddy's room, down the hallway into Addie's room, across the floor into the closet where I found a lonely spool of thread from whence it came. Then later Freddy informed me that Addie was in the "dining room" and I wasn't too concerned. I figured I'd check it out a few minutes later to find that she had somehow pulled the baby gate loose at the bottom and crawled around into the laundry room and was quietly throwing cat litter into the floor. Thank goodness Jason scooped it last night! I wonder what else today has in store for me besides this monstrous headache.