I want to wear skinny jeans. I just do. I wish I didn't want to try them, but I do. I do not want to wear boots up to my knees over them or anything with a belted tunic so I look like Robin Hood. Just some ballet flats and a flowy cotton shirt. That's all. Here's the issue, no place makes mid rise dark wash plus size petite skinny fit jeans. Do they? I've looked and I can't find any. Maybe it's a sign and I should listen to Clinton and Stacy when they say that my body type should create a long line from the waist to the floor by wearing wider leg jeans/pants. I know better than to try the low rise ones that will just roll down under my gut all day. My regular jeans do that enough on their own. I need a petite inseam because I'm regrettably not tall at all. I know I need a dark wash for fat camo needs. The kicker is that if I did find these miracle jeans, they would be well over $100 and I wouldn't buy them anyway.
So, maybe if I ordered more Tall Half Caf, Non Fat, Soy, Sugar Free Vanilla Lattes instead of Venti Caramel Frappucinos, I could buy just some plain ol Skinny Jeans!
My jeans sound like a complicated Starbucks order
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i don't understand how people can pull them off because I can't. maybe you should petition a designer to make a special line, you can patent the idea and make millions. or you can design a pair yourself you crafty lady!
I can't help you with the jeans...but I'm personally very fond of Grande Caramel Frap Lite....they are just as good with half the fat (or something like that). A Tall Caramel Frap Lite is only like 100 calories!!
Thanks for the tips and ideas!
A good pair of jeans is a joy forever, but finding a good pair of jeans is a headache and a half! Good luck on finding your skinny jeans. I am still not convinced they would look good on me.
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